welcometotheparadisee:

Have you ever looked at someone while they’re doing something small like driving or laughing or eating and just smile bc you like them so much

cyberjock:

dude 1: hey bro, im out of protein shakes, cum in my mouth

dude 2: okay but what are the magic words

dude 1: no homo

3thug-thrift2:

刺客倹約

mysticmayas:

dont be mean to couples on valentines day like i know it can be a little disheartening but like if a couple is havin a special day together dont make fun of them or act like theyre gross thats just a dick move 

so-personal:

everything personal

hamburgay:

“beauty sleep” is such bullshit I sleep 12 hours a day and I still look like a trashcan

ahscircus:

american horror story blog

joel-hymen:

stormfire710:

hiddlestalker:

your-pal-lindsay:

thesmoshfangirl:

chinchillaghosts:

wivernryder:

chinchillaghosts:

heyfunnie:

why is bob short for robert

how does one get ‘billy’ out of ‘william’?

How in hell do you get “Dick” from “Richard”?

you ask him nicely

you ask him nicely

i have been waiting for yEARS FOR THIS POST TO COME BACK YOU DONT UNDERSTAND

There’s a kid in my class named Richard Hunter

Dick Hunter

my teachers names is Richard Holster